More on those weird urges.

I want an ear piercing. I don't know which ear, but I've been having this urge since last week. I'm trying to control myself right now, thinking that 1) my parents will probably laugh at me; 2) my friends will probably laugh at me; and 3) I haven't seen a "pierced" guy at work-- maybe it's against the Code of Conduct?

I don't what it is about these urges. The urge to drink hasn't even left me yet. If I'm not careful, I might be craving for a tattoo on my back one of these days.

[dramatic tone] What is happening to me?